i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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