They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
