Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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