i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
cat food counts as protein by the way
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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