How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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