I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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