For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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