Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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