If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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