Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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