He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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