Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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