Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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