we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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