haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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