This girl is more easily done than said...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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