I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my poor anus
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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