We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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