yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
FUCK WHALES
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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