im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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