Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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