STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
