He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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