i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
