I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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