I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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