..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
