Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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