anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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