i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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