Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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