Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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