am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
