Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Terrible idea I love it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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