3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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