Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i now understand why vodka
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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