Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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