His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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