Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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