That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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