There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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