But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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