hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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