doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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