can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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