It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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