3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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