Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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