shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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