I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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