i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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