you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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