If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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