I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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