I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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