do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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