i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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