If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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