butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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